My mum loved a great saying and passed on the love of great words to me. You’ve probably seen a lot of these before but it’s just a little bit of fun. So, enjoy. They’re in no particular order and do let us know if you’d like to add something.



My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

My father used to say, ‘Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.’

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.



I’m just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way.

The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.


Just a brief collection of amusing sayings which are unaccredited. Let us know if we’ve got one wrong.

“Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.”

“Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.

“All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.”

“To steal an idea from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

“Politicians and Nappies both need to be changed. And for the same reason”


“I can resist anything but temptation.” 

“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.” 

“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”